Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling…
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling muchbetter since his operation,...
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
At The Circus
A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared,...
Life According To TV Land
What the world is like in TV land:1. If a woman is running away...
What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic?
What’s the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic ??It is known how many...
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and...
By My Side
Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:”Zelda, you’ve...