First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...
Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?Once...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting…
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex...
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car…
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a...
How many people work in the U.S. government?
One day a boy and his father were at the dining room tableworking on...
Over my dead body!
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few...
walking holiday in Ireland
|A man was on a walking holiday in Ireland. He became thirsty so decided...