Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
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Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
Name That Restaurant!
A couple of senior couples were strolling along, wives in front, husbands in back...
A little town had a high birth rate that…
A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of...
2 cute ones…
One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she...
After a Tonsilectomy?
After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed...
CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...