Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...
Best form of Birth Control
What is the best form of Birth ControlAnswer: Marriage
Changing Schools.
A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors...
Guys on the island
There were three guys stuck on an island. On of them found a lamp...
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
Amish father
Q: How does an Amish father find his daughter in the field? A: Pretty...
An economist’s logic
|A party of economists was climbing in the Alps . After several hours they...
A mouse in a minefield!
|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!