What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
Only once
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...
Helping the Doc!
An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby....
Proud To Be A Senior Citizen…
Life of a Senior Citizen…I’m the life of the party…even when it lasts till...
Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...
Truck Driver Snow
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts.”Say, what’s...
Buying drinks at a bar
|A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their...
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked...
Odd One Out
Q: Which is the odd one out – a refrigerator, a washing machine, a...
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...