A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...
Actual Medical Charts
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician,...
Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
Why, why, Tell me WHY!
WHY ? …… 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why...
A Blind Mans Sport
A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When...
A fellow decides to take off early from work…
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...