Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
Blonde Braincells
How do blonde’s braincells die??-Alone-
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey…
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether...
Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!
Daylight savings time
Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick...
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven…
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The...