OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped...
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
How many calories do we burn during sex
The diet literature explains calories burned while jogging, playing tennis or golfing, but similar...
Coach Wants A Raise
The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right...
Cat jokes 01
|Q: How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold?A: He has...
Rein Him In
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him...
Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...
Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...