A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical…
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she’s...
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...
Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...
Christmas at the Post Office
Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time...
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...
Nothing changed
On the eve of the couple’s tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...