Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...
Following a bitter divorce…
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered,...
How is a woman like a condom?
Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time...
Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
The Miracle of Christmas
I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Zactly
Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...