The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...
Few Men In Heaven
Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for...
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy…
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church...
Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...
Real quotes from real people!
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...
Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...
Truck Driver Snow
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts.”Say, what’s...
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...