Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
Universal Corporate Translator
“ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION”:You’ll be making under $6 an hour.- – - – -”ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN...
The guide to wife translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Least Popular Halloween Handouts
Spinach flavored Rice Cakes. Teeth removing Taffy Metamucil in a straw Ex-Lax Brownies Caramel...
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?Don King.
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
Disneyland Survey
A recent survey carried out by a leading soft drink manufacturer inDisneyland produced some...
Tooth Fairy’s Form Letter
Dear:Thank you for leaving tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every...
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...
That was no piccolo
|Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who...