Crazy Nun
One day a little old nun was going 35 miles an hour down the...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
Boss wants too much
|For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He...
The fly
The setting is a quiet and serene country stream weaving through the gentle hills...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...
Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
Good news and bad news
The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul...