Mom would never say
|Things Mom Would Never Say”How on earth can you see the TV sitting so...
I have got trouble with the wife again…
I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking...
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
Pregnancy Advice…
Q. Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather...
New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
The Crook & The President
One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a...
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...
One wish to each
|Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie’s lamp.After...