Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
Redneck Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists....
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
Top 10 signs that you are too drunk
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
Why bikes are better than women!
1. Bicycles don’t pregnant.2. You can ride your bicycle any time of the month.3....
A wife went in to see a therapist and said…
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....