I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Laying off employees
Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They...
The new hooker had just finished her first trick…
The new hooker had just finished her first trick. Whenshe came back down to...
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
You can come out now
Jon was looking for a little “action”. He picked up a sweet young thang...
Men’s Thesaurus
The new Men’s Thesaurus – on sale now at your local book stores!:”I’M GOING...
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!