Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!
Polak Joins Baseball Team
A Polak wanted to join an amateur baseball team. The coach looked him over...
New rules for bowling
|Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
Valentines, Redneck Style
Kudzu is green, my dog’s name is Blue And I’m so lucky to have...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
On the porch
Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. “Bet you can’t guess...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...