A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
Army vs. Marines!
Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat...
The Brass Rat
A man walked into a curio store and was looking around. After awhile, he...
Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday…
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She’s...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt…
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for...
Where is my goat?
|There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned...
An anti-bat spray
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Ya...