What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
Blonde Joke Jackpot!
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From...
Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
A bookworm!
|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!
The Police Officer’s Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all...
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
Helping To Clean The Dishes
Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...