A very depressed man
|There’s a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays...
Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
If women don’t fool around, and men do…
If women don’t fool around, and men do fool around, whoare the men fooling...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
Fish jokes 03
|Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will...
Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...