Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?You don’t realise how much...
Humor relating to Iraq
The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics:...
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
Two buddies get together and decide to…
Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired...
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
Woman is on a bus
|A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: “That’s the...
blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...