What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!
Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
A peculiar birthday card
This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. Sheasks the clerk...
A staged wedding to bust dealers
|As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding of “a drug kingpin’s daughter”,...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Good Lawyers?
What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?Answer: A good...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...
Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...
Marine biology researchers have developed a new method…
“Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If...