If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
At The Superbowl
At The Superbowl Bob received a free ticket to the Superbowl from his company....
ne day, this man, Tony, died…
One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Howard had felt guilty all day long…
Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
Books for College
A Polish student was in his the college campus bookstore. Questioning the store clerk...
Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...