Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
What is grosser than gross?
Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and...
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods…
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few...
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
Correct Male Responses
What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode...
How to Know where a Driver is from
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York One hand on wheel,...
First grade romance
An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after...
Take her apart!
A young boy asked his mother “Ma, is it true that people can be...