Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking…
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.One was a Doctor, one was a...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
History Lesson
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally...
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together…
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together. Goldstein says to...
Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?We B Toyz N’ Shit
Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...