WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN – A CONTINUING SERIES
“I’m going fishing.”Really means”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a...
They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!
40 Year Old Man and Woman
What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man?The 40-year-old...
Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa? They couldn’t find...
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...
WARNING: New Virus Alert!
*** VIRUS ALERT *** If you receive an email entitled “Fighting Canaries,” delete it...
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...