Michael Jackson and the doctor…
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife...
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
How does a Russian commit suicide?
How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American...
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
You’re a Statue
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The...
What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A:...
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
So what is your name?
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told...