Shortage of parachutes
|A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...
What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...
What do you call a gay Indian?
What do you call a gay Indian? A brave sucker!
Old Folke’ Party Games
The Top Old Fart Games:10. Musical Recliners9. Spin the bottle of Mylanta8. Hide and...
Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Jokes about Ireland
|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, “Have ye seen Mulligan...
It Is Woomba
At an international meeting, two surgeons were having an argument. The Indian surgeon was...