What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
Yo\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’ mama\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s so fat…
Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...
What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A:...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
What does a lion call a antelope?
What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica
Tricked Him
One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with...
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
There were two people having sex in a car…
There were two people having sex in a car. They finished upand the guy...