Remember during wars
Things to Remember During a War 1. The only things more accurate than enemy...
Yes or No
Dr. Dave’s Dental-Chair Discovery: Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
Why I Fired My Secretary
Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
Guess what?
Guess what? You’re pregnant!
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
Cool REAL Signs!
At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)”Best Place in Town to take a Leak”Sign over...