A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job…
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.The officer wants to...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
Lost X Files Christmas episode
|Mulder: We’re too late. It’s already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what...
Little johnny’s gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher....
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
Four married guys go golfing…
Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the followingconversation took place:First Guy:...
About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!
You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...
Angering the Irishman
|Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the...