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The 2 Bums!
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A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Where to send him?
A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show…
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Ghosts in a White House
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....