A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
Are you talking to me?
|At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Remove my curse!
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove...
What does a camera and a condom have in common?
What does a camera and a condom have in common?They both capture that magic...
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...
Serving on the jury
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...