Green
Q: If you’ve got a green ball in your left hand, and a green...
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
Bosnian Footballer
Al Davis had put together the perfect Raiders team for ’96. The only Thing...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate...
Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...