I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
The Snake
There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said ‘Sidney, are we the type of...
Black belt degrees
|Requirements for 11th Degree Black Belt Master of Judo Well before testing for this...
What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...
Knock Knock Ketchup
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I’ll tell...
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
The Hypnotic Sermon!
A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in thecollection plates each Sunday....
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?the more...
Engineer in a bar
There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the...
Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...