Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
President Gorbachev
Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Three very tough mice
|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The...
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
A Brief History Lesson…
As Time Goes By – A Brief History Lesson…3050 B.C. – A Sumerian invents...
Another Clinton Joke…
Q: Bill & Hilary Clinton are on a sinking ship, who gets saved? A:...