Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend…
Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: “Don’t...
Civil War Era humor
Civil War Era Humor The following are supposedly true definitions, stories, and terms relating...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
How does a man keep his youth?
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and...
Where would you put an injured insect?
|Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
You Mama’s So Hairy…
Yo mama’s so hairy…- Yo mama’s so hairy, they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist”...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...