Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS….THAT PRESIDENT CLINTON SHOULD HAVE GIVEN
THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS….THAT PRESIDENT CLINTON SHOULD HAVE GIVEN “Members of Congress…People...
Flea Cure
Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?Maybe, what made them sick?
Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
Soldier’s Ambition
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, “What’s...
Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...