Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire…
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie,each with the...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
Only in America do we use the word ‘politics’…
Only in America… do we use the word ‘politics’ to describethe process so well:...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...
Do you know me?
|A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a...