How To Get A Man To Leave
How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
The Astronaut Joke
What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?An Unidentified Frying Object!
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar…
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar. Each time someone comes...
One and the same.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes...
High On a Plane
A business person once sat behind a small child on an airliner traveling from...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
Impressive Hunting Dog
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned,...