How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Like GST
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How much for all night?
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Rules For Relationships
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The boss called one of his employees into the office…
The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you’ve...
I received a letter from my bank the other day…
I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,”This is the...
A loving couple
Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife’s beside. It was...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.