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Raking Leaves
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Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
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Medium Smeduim!
For months, Mrs. Pitzel had been nagging her husband to go with her to...
6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...
How fast was I going?
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Monthly Horoscopes – JG Style!
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What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?
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Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...