Top Twenty New Slogans for Valuejet Airlines
ValueJet: When you just can’t wait for the world to come to you. ValueJet:...
Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before...
A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates…
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Typist
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
What do jello and a woman have in common?
What do jello and a woman have in common?They both wiggle when you eat...
Jumping on the bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put...
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...