Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
Prison and Work Compared
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′...
Condom Sponsors!
Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms....
Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...
It all adds up!
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called...
Amish meet The Elevator
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...