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Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
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Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the...
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A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the...
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A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
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Wee Jordy
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It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
Top Ten Signs The Concert You’re Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
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