How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
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To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of...
Suffering
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor...
A man was taking his wife…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when...
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami…
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that...
Gay Polak
Did you hear about the gay Polak?He slept with women.
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says…
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, “All right, class, I want you...
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Old & New concerns.
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