Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model…
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.Halfway there, the front...
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!
New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
Ebonics Christmas
Ebonics Crimmus PomeWuz de nite befo Crimmus An’ all ower de hood ereybody wuz’...
The absolved
There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was...
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in…
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
Man Need
A man can actually cater to a woman’s every need, so long as all...