What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou...
A young, freshly minted lieutenant…
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
Flying without a parachute
|A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As...
The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
Out of food supplies
|With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs,...
Playing With Vibrator
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in...
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...