Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...
Hiding Baldness
What happens when a man tries to hide his baldness by combing hishair across...
Polish Burial At Sea
Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at seawhen...
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room…
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what’s the first thing...
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist…
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious...
Lady Sunbathing
A Lady was on a business trip. Since she was so tense from all...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
If Radio Shack ran Christmas…
|he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what...