How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...
What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
Why Gynecology?
A young doctor just out of medical school announced to his wife that he...
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
A new Priest.
A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.After...
A small mistake
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that...
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...
Women pump gas now
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...