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A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
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When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big...
Twas the night before Christmas At The White House
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Barry took a girl out on her first date. When they pulled off into...
After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....
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Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
Mickey Moose!
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Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!