Telemarketers go away
|How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money,...
65 Bumper Stickers!
TOP BUMPER STICKER’S SEEN AROUND THE WORLD1. Constipated People Don’t Give A Shit.2. Practice...
You’re hooked if…
It’s time to turn your computer off and read a book when….1. You wake...
A naive young girl goes into the doctors office.
A naive young girl goes into the doctor’s office. She says, “Doc, I’m getting...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
I said…I really mean…
THE MANS GUIDE TO FEMALE ENGLISHWe need = I want It’s your decision =...
Skin-diving!
|What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?Skin-diving!
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop…
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop BANG Clipidy Clop Clipidy Clop?An Amish drive-by shooting.
Exercise While Pregnant
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...