Why do women have arms?
Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would...
Now That We’re Married
When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic...
The approach of winter
Dec. 8 5:00 p.m. – It’s starting to snow, the first of the season,...
NCAA ballers to change a lightbulb?
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one....
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
football fan to rescue
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...