I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
Some very common traits in two drunks
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Ever Wonder?
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my fish sandwich...
The math one-liners
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The Trainee…
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.On his very first day...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...
Stealing six barrels
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Yo mama is so dirty
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so...
Pentagon and pencils
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...